The cheesy Ed Whalen has an even cheesier sidekick, Jim Davies, who opens the show with a terrible Halloween poem.

Match No. 1: Vladimir Krupov vs. Tom Kavitis joined in progress. Back and forth action until Krupov throws Kavitis into the corner and rolls him over for the pin. Boring match. Rating: **

Interview with Drago Zhivago with the Cuban Assasin and Krupov. Ed Whalen interviews Brian Pillman. Damn is he big. He talks about his debut next week. Terrible promo.

Match No. 2: Ted Arcidi vs. Brad Foster. He press slams him and drops him on the corner turnbuckle. Arcidi wins with backbreaker. Another terrible match. Rating: **

Interview with Makhan Singh. He rips on Bill Kazmaier for using steroids unlike Mr. Natural, Ted Arcidi. Singh is hillarious on the interview. WCW wasted him as Norman.

Whalen interviews Owen Hart, the new Commenwealth champion. He’s holding a tiny belt. Stu must be a cheapskate.

Match No. 3: Bill Kazmaier & Mr. Hito vs. Adolph Barbee & Cuban Assassin. Referee Wayne Hart pulls out a yellow card. What the hell is that all about? Stu must be turning senile. Kazmaier doesn’t look that big compared to Arcidi. He barely press slams fatass Assassin. He powerslams Barbee for the pin. Another terrible match. Rating: **

Interview with Arcidi. Kazmaier rips on Arcidi.

Match No. 4: Les Thornton vs. Ben Bassarab joined in progress. J.R. Foley at ringside is dressed up as Adloph Hitler. That shit wouldn’t fly these days, surprised it made WWE TV. Foley hits Thornton accidentally and Bassarab wins. Another weak match. Rating: **

Bassarab cuts a terrible promo in the ring. He has a mullet and he’s going bald.

Makhan Singh with another great interview. He’s in the ring with some skank. Whalen keeps eyeing her.

Match No. 5: Viet Cong Express (Hiroshi Hase & Fumihiro Niikura) vs. Keith Hart & Johnny Smith. Stu Hart is also a stereotypical wrestling racist. A Russian wrestler, a Russian manager who speaks perfect English, a German ref, three Brit heels, including one dressed up as Hitler, two North Koreans who are really Japanese, an Amerian wrestler who thinks he is Pakistani, a wrestler from India, a Japanse wrestler who has Mr. in his name but is not a salt-throwing heel surprisingly and two steroid pumped American bodybuilders. Stu is also big on nepotism as one son is a referre, two sons are wrestlers and a son-in-law is a wrestler. Whatever. Viet Cong wins with piledriver. Another waste of time match. Rating: **

Another interview with Dr. Drago Zhavago, who is awful on interview. He does have a good line calling Bassarb, Bassa-hart.

Match No. 6: Makhan Singh vs. Owen Hart for North American Heavyweight title. Singh is sure a fat hair bastard. But a funny one. Owen is doing a great job of selling. Nice knee drop by Owen. Hart has Singh tied up in the ropes and he runs the ropes and “a fan” in a mask pulls down the top rope and Hart hits the floor. He then gets posted. Owen juices big time and he gets counted out. He then gets beaten on by Gama Singh and company before Pillman and Bassarab make the save. Even Stu comes to the ring with his grey trousers hiked up his ass. Rating: ***

Whalen interviews Bassarab and Pillman. Pillman acts pissed and says he will put an end to the bullcrap going on here.

Show ends with all the hells in the ring. Whalen acts outraged. I’m outraged at how piss poor the announcing was for the show. Great final angle though.